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7月17日

Close Call. To being arrested.

So we're at this youth group thing at our local pool.  Some of us already went in and put our stuff down.  Unfortunately, there was lightning so we couldn't swim, and the manager went home.  After several hours of volleyball, we were all about to leave, but me and one of my friends, let's call him Fabio, or whatever name you want, decided to climb the fence because our stuff was locked in there.  This is where it gets interesting.  I saw the cops drive by, and I guess he saw us.  We instinctively dove to the ground, but cops' flashlights are really bright.  This is a condensed version of the following conversation.
 
Cop: What are you boys doing?
 
Fabio:  We're with a youth group that was supposed to be swimming, but our stuff got locked in here. 
 
Cop:  Get out of there the way you came in.
 
we climbed over on a different route than the one we came in
 
Cop: What you were doing was trespassing, a crime punishable by jail if you are old enough
 
fabio and I hang our heads, doing our best to look ashamed
 
Cop: I won't give you a ticket, but I don't want to see it happen again
 
fabio and I now do our best to suck up and sound grateful. The cop asks us our names, having difficulty spelling fabio's last name and my first name.  We walk away with sheepish smiles on faces thought to be chagrined by our friendly neighborhood policeman. 
 
Fabio:  That was a close call. 
 
Jed:  Yeah.  Here begins my life of crime.
 
and thus is the fate of this story.  despite my christian values and morals, my flawless record, and my stunning academic skills, I will most likely end up in jail the rest of my life, addicted to countless drugs, feared by all who encounter me.  Or so says a former guidace counselor of mine. 
 
Needless to say, "Fabio" and I now strangely seem to be much closer.  Maybe it's a sign that we'll share a cell together...

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Rev.Casey 发表:
Fabio? FABIO!? He looks nothing like Fabio.
Now Yanni, maybe...
1 月 24 日
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hannahmonthie 发表:
okay, some how, i dont really no you found my page and commented on it and told me to come to your page. so, i am here! Your blog page is awesome! I love the sarcasm! Well, okay just wanted to say u rock and thanks for commenting on my page!!
7 月 28 日
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abby 发表:
hey! very nice job! a while back ago me and my friends were out on an airport... i kno... its illegal... whoops! but anyways we were on it and we thought we saw flashlights coming towards us so we ran. not to smart! but we didnt get caught! and we dont plan on doing that again! well ttyl! try to stay out of trouble! :) -abby
7 月 19 日
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jedidiah_the_avenger 发表:
Could I think up an intricate lie like that? Just ask "Fabio's" mom, it was all too real. I even have a cut on my arm from a fence.
7 月 19 日
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Josh 发表:
I'm Back too!

lies, all lies by the way


you and the cops.........whatever
7 月 19 日

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