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21 luglio Some observations about MSN spacesHere I am slaving away at this blog while everyone else on the continent is sleeping. Or so it seems. I've been perusing about the updated spaces section to make a few comments about who else is sharing MSN spaces at this time.
1. Asians and South Americans. Just keep them off of the U.S. spaces. Nobody can read asian characters, and very few care enough about spanish.
2. A dumb blonde from oklahoma. We'll leave that there.
3. A white kid who thinks he's black. Again, not worth going into detail.
4. Potential terrorists. Seen in a swarthy looking Pakistani's profile: occupation: computer hacker
5. Another Iowan. Incidentally, she works at Pizza Ranch. I know the founder of Pizza Ranch.
6. The random all-american girl. One from Minnesota, one from Utah, one from Wyoming. Easily confused due to the unoriginal blog ideas
7. A 43 year old woman. By far the oldest yet I've seen
8. People who think they are poetic and artistic. They just copy down song lyrics from songs they've heard once or twice.
9. Sci-fi nerds. By far my favorite.
10. The people who use the space just for pictures. No note about themself. Gets on my nerves.
11. girl in alaska who looks like marilyn manson. spooky. Includes peewee herman in "hot guys" pic album
12. Lovesick 11 year olds. Most common title is so and so loves such and such. Pitiful.
13. people who's only sense of humor is putting their age at over 100. I have yet to see some commendable sarcasm.
NEWSFLASH: I just completely burned a cocky little 8th grade girl who in every blog stated the fact that she's hott. In my most loving of comments, I reminded her that God loves her. That'll do it for this blog, if you've noticed any other strange blogs, feel free to add them in a comment. And remember, God loves YOU.
Peace out
New update:
14. A variation of the lovesick 11 yr old. Instead of an obsession with their boyfriend, they are obsessed with any "hott" guys and put every picture they can on their space. Sickening.
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