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7月27日

Girls

This seems to be an overworked topic, but here's my enlightening take on the fairer sex:
 
1. Girls want to be loved.  From what I've observed, this is true of all girls.  Despite how much they want to be seen as equal with men, they are 2 different kinds of people.  I don't mean to sound sexist, but most girls I know want to be the ones who are fought over, not the ones who do the fighting.  And they gladly oblige to follow the moral rule "ladies first."  I'm not saying women are stupid and shouldn't think they are making a difference in the world, but that they want to take their natural tenderness and use it to make the world a better place.
 
2.  Girls have a sense of humor.  Or at least most of them do.  Even if they themselves are the only ones who think they are funny, girls love to have a fun time.
 
3.  Girls know less about guys than they think they do.  Yes, us gentlemen might seem to be pretty simple-minded, but there is a lot you don't know about us.  We tend to think about girls a lot.  This isn't the sick perverted thinking some of you assume we enjoy, but contemplative self questioning that we may never get the answers to.  For example, some typical thoughts of girls:  "Why do they wear makeup?"  "How long does she spend in front of a mirror?"  "Is that outfit supposed to match?"  "Did she really mean what she just said?" And so on and so forth.  Us guys will never really understand what is going on in girls' minds.
 
4.  There are more girls using MSN spaces than boys.  I can say that I have seen hundreds of spaces, and the majority of them are female's.  This is related to the observation that girls have lots of friends.  I'd guess that if one girl gets a space, she tells all here friends to get spaces, thus populating the MSN network.
 
5. Girls like pictures.  On these girls' spaces, the majority have 75+ pictures.  This is a natural phenomenon that us guys do not fully understand.  Why do they need so many pictures?  Doesn't their memory system work?  There are pictures of things that look like someone took a camera and started clicking away at everything a girl does in her day...brushing her hair, brushing her teeth, eating breakfast etc. etc.  There is no possible way that they need to remember every single picture taken of them and their friends.
 
 
So these are my feeble observations of the fairer sex.  Neither I nor any other guy will understand you, and maybe it's better that way.  However,  I do have one last observation about you:
 
Girls like my space.  I don't know why, but I must be doing something right.
 
So if you ladies (and gentlemen, if you please) would like to leave a comment regarding my assesment of women, feel free to do so.

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DAHEMOGLOBINATOR 撰寫:
Don't ever call your girlfriend "Baby" or "Woman" if you have a girlfriend. they just don't like that.
6 月 10 日
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FlyGirl_92 撰寫:
So you noticed that girls love your space. This goes back to Observation #2. We like funny stuff. You are sarcastic. Sarcasm is funny. Hence the connection.
PS I am female and I have exactly 8 pictures on my space.
PPS This is what girls tend to think about guys. -Are they actually the same species as us? Or not?
-....Maybe they're aliens...
1 月 9 日
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vtmtnman1138 撰寫:
You are quite the observer.You've hit most of them right on the head.Here's one more observation for you.Chicks don't like being called a cunt.So don't listen to that cunt Emma.There is nothing at all sexist about these observations.They are observations,not categories.Maybe you shouldn't listen to me,as my mind lives in the 1900's.But thats just me.You will see and deal with a lot of girls in your time on earth,and let me say three things you will find out-1.They're all crazy,some less than others,and 2.NO two are the same and 3.You can't live without them.

^^^The Mountain Man^^^
11 月 18 日
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kcd139 撰寫:
"Girls like my space. I don't know why, but I must be doing something right."
Well that's true enough. Personally, I think your right with alot of your generalizations. I mean, some may not apply to me, but I know many girls who fit the description perfectly. Even in your, "Let me 'splain. No. Es too long. Lemme sum up." blog. It's very true that alot of girls do all their fighting behind the other girl's back. Unlike a good many of other girls, I stick up for myself to that person's face regardless of sex. And, if that person happens to either hit me first or piss me off to a certain point, I fight them once again, regardless of gender. And, I can't say that even a few girls I know would act the same way. But not to knock you, I'm afraid I disagree with the whole Adam and Eve thing. I'm more or less as independent as I can be, and it's just a blow my ego if some one thinks they have to look out for me. Other than that all your observations and inferences are pretty much accurate.

And by the way, you have a mighty rad msn space
9 月 7 日
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friends4ever___ 撰寫:
yeah! i accept it your right ! that was really good and funny, it make me laugh, i got a lot of pics on my space and i wanna put more :P girls are complicated sometimes we don't even understand ourselves so guys plz don't try to understand us
nice space bye bye
8 月 30 日
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eh 撰寫:
DUDE!!! I'M A GUY HOW THE FUCK DID U MAKE THE GURLS LIKE U OR THINK THAT UR DOIN SOMETHIN RIGHT CUZ I TRIED EVERYTHIN AND ALL THEY THINK IS THAT U R A PHONY OR A PERVERT ANYWAY KEEP IT UP DUDE
8 月 29 日
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elder_4_life 撰寫:
haha, sweet takes on everything. love the sense of humor! anyway, you are one sweet dude (think i use the word sweet enough?)

dave
8 月 26 日
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Adeva 撰寫:
thank god i found this space:-D really funny stuff....very true too...except...i don't think i know much about guys at all....but i don't think that makes me special:-D...this space goes into my favorites
8 月 25 日
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lindsey 撰寫:
LOL. i'm a girl, and i don't fit these definitions. i have pictures, but they're all like avatars and stuff. there are a lot more girls using msn spaces though... i don't like make up. what a freaking waste of time. i dunno if i'm weird or what. it's probably natural for most girls my age to be obsessing over make up and guys... but i don't. i dunno why. later in life maybe.

but i do like your space. i dunno why that is either. but you must be doing something right. yep...
8 月 17 日
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Devlan_Scorpio8 撰寫:
I especially agree with comment number 5 although at the moment i dont remember what it was but i remember agreeing with it. Oh yes and a message to "emma" good for you if you know ppl who dont want to be loved and who dont take pictures of themselves and waht not there are always exceptions to a situation and i dont really see how mister "avenger" is being sexist u stupid bitch
8 月 2 日
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megan 撰寫:
hey,lol i talked to that girl who thinks shes jojo,i think its funny,i doubt it is her though,oh yeah,ur pretty cute!
7 月 29 日
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Emma 撰寫:
Shut up you bitch you ARE a sexist. I know tons of girls who
-hates taking pics
-hate your space
-don't have a space
-don't like being loves
-don't have a sense of humor
7 月 29 日
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Restlesslilangel21 撰寫:
You really seem to know alot about girls!!! Some guys don't have a clue about us or at least not yet. We do love your space because...well...it rocks!!
~Lindsey~
7 月 28 日
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jedidiah_the_avenger 撰寫:
In response to Jandi_Lynn* , could you make your space public first? It's on private or messenger right now; to change it click on settings then click on the tab permissions. You can change it from whatever you are currently set to to public, for the whole world to see.
7 月 28 日
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truecanadiankid 撰寫:
"i love girls, girls girls girls......... girls i do adore. so put your number ona paper, cause i would love to date ya. holler at me when i get off tour."
7 月 28 日
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Jandi_Lynn* 撰寫:
Hey there! Wow..i do have to give you props on your space. One reason i really like it is cuz it seems you try to understand girls and not just catagorize them and such, its pretty cool. And I do want you to know, i do not think all guys are perverted, most of my friends are guys and yes they have their moments but still they are pretty fun guys! Well i dont have much else to say, i just wanted to say, good job on your space! Umm, if you have msn messenger, i think it might be cool to talk to you sometimes or what not, you may add me, if you like- jandipenny_gurl@hotmail.com
7 月 28 日
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bRiTtAnY 撰寫:
First of all:
Nice Site - I like this blog especially. And you're absolutely right, you must be doing something right because I didn't want to close out of your site like others that really had no point to it, I was intrigued by it.

Secondly:
I think you hit just about everything about girls pretty well .. haha - Thats definitely a plus.

*anywho, cute site,
-hugs & kisses,
Brittany Lynn
7 月 28 日
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ariananikola 撰寫:
Here's a comment from one of the "old folks" as you put it when you visited my space (which REALLY made me laugh out loud.) If those are the only observations about girls you have than you better pay attention because you've got a lot to absorb in the coming years. It's good that you're starting your observations early. Most of the men I know (all around 30 years old) are still completely clueless- which is why a girl like me (yes, I still consider myself a girl!) is still single.

Good luck on your journey! To be honest, you couldn't pay me enough money to relive the age of 15. I'm far happier now, albeit with a few wrinkles. At 30 I'm no expert on life, but I have learned a thing or two, mostly about myself.

Did you take a look at my pics? Surely I don't look that old...ok, don't answer that! :-)
7 月 27 日
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Danimal6222 撰寫:
Yeah, good points, i've seen plenty of spaces and the girls have plenty of pictures, but nothing to read. That's the purpose of a blog, to write experiences, opinions, and information. Although, I have to say, some of those girls are, well, how should i put this? Do-able. Yeah, I'd do them. Well the one's that are over 17 years old. Yeah, It's good that girls love your space, because they hate mine. Is it because I'm on a mission to purify MSN Spaces from horrible writers? Probably, girls just don't want to be critiqued.
7 月 27 日
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Slyclever77 撰寫:
Angela,

Well I think ur really good at some of the things u said. but I have seen a man have a 96 pictures he was a solider and I have seen ur pictures too. And i just wanted you to know that i personally have no pictures. anothre thing is I know guys more than i do ladies because of the simple fact that i don't really like being friends with the girls at school and all my friends at school are guys I am captain of my football team and I have two brothers and a dad that i live with so some girls do know what guys think. We might not tell you that we do but we know that ur all not perverted. U guys sometimes actually ask us personally the questions you asked in your blogg so we know. ANd sometimes some guys have these expressions on there face like hurry up what is taking day. so we get yeah and the fact that I actually take that much time is a joke because not all girls are like that i'm a tom girl and I luv the way i am, it rocks.

Luv always,
Angela
7 月 27 日

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