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    7월 28일

    Batman

    I know, Batman Begins has already come and gone in the theaters.  But for all of you to know, I hate batman.  I'll ask someone who their favorite super hero is and they'll say batman.  But batman is not a super hero.  One girl pointed out to me that batman is so cool because he's  a self-made super hero.  Sure, he has a cool utility belt and a sweet ride, but that doesn't make him super, just your average everyday hero.  I'll say this with the highest respect, but batman should be categorized with our soldiers and firemen, not with the true super heroes such as Spiderman, The Green Lantern, The Incredible Hulk, Wolverine, and Superman.  These heroes are classified as super because they are ordinary people who, by some strange coincidence, such as being bit by a spider, being exposed to gamma rays, or are from a planet where they have special powers, have abilities that wow their fans.  If I want the story of someone who turned their fear and nothingness into their success, I'll just watch a biography of some of our Presidents.  Let the meaningless argument commence...

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    SheahanDev​lan님이 남긴 글:
    Good point, well with one exception.  Batman DOES have super powers...they're just not overtly visible...if you'd ever been in bed with him you'd know.
    8월 26일
    Burgundy님이 남긴 글:
    Batman ultimately accomplishes and gets the same results as any other "super"hero so doesn't that qualify him to be one himself?  Isn't the end result all that matters?  The fact that he is a mere human without "super" powers accomplishing the same as other "super" heros should actually make Batman even MORE "super" than all the rest!...if you think about it.
     
    Just a thought...
    6월 13일
    CyrJosh님이 남긴 글:
    Batman is great. But you are 100% correct. He is simply a hero. There really isn't anything super about him besides his money and what he has chosen to do with it. This does have it's advantages. He has the best of both worlds. Superhero-like...mutant-like...but he never has to hide any mutation or super ability. He can just be a regular guy with no effort.
     
    He's like Halle Berry. And if you don't know what I mean, tough...because that's a thin line that I choose not tread too far down.
    5월 30일
    NJ님이 남긴 글:

    Loll! I know this is late for publishing this but I was looking through these blogs and came upon this.

    Let us define the meaning of super-hero…..

    Super - meaning excellent, extreme and or excessive.

    Hero – is a mythological or legendary of great strength or ability. A man admired for his achievements and qualities. He is the chief male character in a literary or dramatic work.

    So, why wouldn’t Batman be categorized as a super-hero?

    You say he is no superhero, well actually he is more of a super-hero seeing the fact he is a natural and a self made super-hero. He doesn’t need fire and water to make him a hero. He doesn’t need to be made of stone to be a hero. He doesn’t need to be bitten by a spider to be a hero, loll. Hell he can climb walls too and leap from building to building with his toys. And I love watching his martial arts moves. And he has a cool car, a cool cave and a cool jet and he sure is sexy in black. None of the rest of the can say that, loll.

    Now everyone of course is entitled to their own opinions on what a super-hero should be and ought to be but given the definition of one, says it all.

    2월 12일
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    pROFESSIONAL iDIOT 님이 남긴 글:
    JED, DUDE YOU HAVE JUST GOTTA GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. BATMAN IS A LEGEND. A RANDOM 15 YEAR OLD CANT SWISH HIM OFF AS A _________ ( Fill in the blanks with words of your own choice ). PERIOD. FANS AREN'T GONNA APPRECIATE THAT. NA-AH. NA-AH. NA-AH. NOT ONE BIT. NOPE. (as if you're out to please those lousy fans who can't have a decent super-hero to look up to...but i'm just saying is all...=S i hate batman)

    OH btw, i left a comment at that guys space who talks about crap. (your words)
    AND WHY WOULD YOU WANNA KNOW THAT...?!?!?!?!

    oH WELL...JUST...dont you???
    12월 4일
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    JustMeMyselfandI17 님이 남긴 글:
    Lol. I see your point, but as a devoted Batman fan let me just say this-- "Oh no you diiint!" (Head swaying and finger waving included) Batman is a superhero because, well, quite frankly, do you know of anyone who knows every form of martial art, has a multitude of medical experience, inexhaustable technical know-how, and all around suave-ness that is Bruce Wayne? haHA. Didn't think so.

    Mwa. Ha. Ha.,
    Beth
    11월 21일
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    Barbie 님이 남긴 글:
    Batman is so a super hero because he is HOTT, how can you not see that? anybody who is HOTT and is a hero is super DUH.
    9월 6일
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    criss's angel 님이 남긴 글:
    omg that bugs the crap out of me too! I saw batman begins recently and although it was a cool movie, it cemented my belief that batman is the most annoying vigilante known to man - to me anyway, because people call him a superhero! he has gadgets, but a superhero gadgets do not make... sorry got a little yoda on you there... anyhoo sweet blog, you're pretty cute and I love your sarcasm!
    xoxo
    8월 25일
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    jedidiah_the_avenger 님이 남긴 글:
    You're just proving my point. People don't want a superhero that does things by themself. People want some sort of mysterious magic involved. What would Harry Potter be without magic? I myself enjoy gadgets and own several of them myself. I'd rather be able to turn invisible and put up a force field around myself. Batman is just a normal guy with above average strength and impressive gadgets. Which is really not all that impressive. If people take their heroes and superheroes so seriously that they think it is remotely possible to be one themselves, that takes away the super-ness factor of these heroes.
    7월 29일
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    Cotton_Club1940 님이 남긴 글:
    Surely if you turn yourself into a character like Batman WITHOUT the aid of a magic spider bite or special radioactive powers, then that makes you better, because you're achieving those things through your own mindpower, willpower and physical strength???

    I am a Batman fan but only of the very first one wiht Michael Keaton, and the latest one with Christian Bale *raawrr*. I will enver forgive George Clooney for the last episode!!!!
    7월 29일
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    JoJo 님이 남긴 글:
    Hey!
    My favorite school subject is social studies.
    My wrost habit is biting my nails.
    My dogs name is Sugapie.
    I'm not decided on what I would do If I wasn't a singer, I have a few things that come to mind.
    My zodiac symbol is sagittarius.
    My favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry's pistachio.
    Paul Levesque (Or Triple H)
    7월 28일
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    jedidiah_the_avenger 님이 남긴 글:
    Josh, this seems to be the best move I could've made to support my theory. Apparently you are the only person who classifies batman as a superhero. I never said batman wasn't cool...I would definitely lose in a fight with him. But like I said, batman is just another story of success. "This film is serious, real, and most of all BELIEVABLE. This is both why the it's amazing and fails to elicit a "strong" emotional attachment. Almost too serious. "
    -- Michelle Alexandria, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE
    I just found that review that supports my thinking. People don't want a believable superhero, because then he wouldn't be all that super, would he? I'll just let that sink in for a little while...
    7월 28일
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    Danimal6222 님이 남긴 글:
    I whole heartedly agree, Bruce Wayne (not batman) would be a panzy with all his cool stuff. Gambit, now THAT is a super hero. I mean, who else can light a playing card on fire, throw it, and blow something up like it was packed with a bundle of C-4 explosives. Plus he's cajun, and that's hot.
    7월 28일
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    Restlesslilangel21 님이 남긴 글:
    Batman is cool but you are sooo right he is not a superhero!
    7월 28일
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    Josh 님이 남긴 글:
    Eat crap Jed. I think we have had this conversation before and I'll stand by the fact that I'm pretty sure this idea of yours is a worthless pile trash. The difference between Batman and our Presidents is first of all G. Dubya doesn't have his own comic book. And needless to say I don't think 8 year old boys want to read a action comic about Dubya making a press statement. Second of all, Batman is a member of The Justice League which is a group of Super Heros. Obviously he made the cut to be on a team of Super heros. Even though he doesn't have powers, he's still riding with the best of them. Not only is he riding with em' he's battling Superman for leadership in The Justice League. Edmond, you didn't watch the movie did you? Batman can glide, and even if he couldn't, he would graple something or push a button and have a Batplane catch him or something. And if you don't classify Batman as a super hero, do you classify the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as super heros? I do. They are my favorite ones! They don't fly. They are just giant turtles you know some flippin' sweet ninjitsu. Dude, I dare someone to argue this with me.
    7월 28일
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    lindsay lohan 님이 남긴 글:
    dave is so much hotter than jed, daves naughtier too, i think he needs a spanking
    7월 28일
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    Adam..... 님이 남긴 글:
    Batman is the coolest superhero....... yeah pry not. And now I have not seen two beta fish fight.
    7월 28일
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    Edmonton_22Male1 님이 남긴 글:
    Lol, awesome. Batman isn't a super hero at all, just a rich guy who has the money to buy some cool ass gadgets.

    But push him off a balcony and he goes splat on the ground, unlike Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern, The Hulk....etc
    7월 28일
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    ariananikola 님이 남긴 글:
    Did you see the movie? People here in Chicago are liking it because it was filmed here. Haven't seen it myself and I can't say much on your commentaries about Super Heroes because the only one I can say I'm an authority on is Wonder Woman. Now she's COOL. (From the viewpoint of a girl who grew up iin the 80's)
    7월 28일

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